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rapewhistled:

still havent seen any greenday jokes….its september….what is going on

i guess everyone’s on holiday

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vexingholmes:

occupation: inappropriate friend who makes sexual jokes despite being a fucking virgin

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mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

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